If the E.L. James bestseller didn’t make your reproductive organs want to run screaming from your body, just try listening to it read by
Skrillex Gilbert Gottfried. Be warned: You will never be able to unhear this.
Previously: “‘Fifty Shades,’ if Christian and Ana Were Cavemen”
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