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Darth Vader Sucks at Throwing First Pitches

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By HVsports
April 16, 2012 at 1:27 pm



Scouts loved Darth Vader. They consider him a natural athlete, a five-tool guy. But scouts can be wrong, right Billy Beane? Just watch how poorly Vader is at throwing out first pitches:

Forget Luke…the line he’s looking for is “Rick Ankiel: I am your father.”

Vader also bounced a pitch on Oakland at the end of the 2011 season. Not as badly, though:

Even the minor-league Vaders suck at pitching:

(first vid via Whit via Grantland)

 

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