Darth Vader Sucks at Throwing First Pitches SHARE: Tweet </noscript> Scouts loved Darth Vader. They consider him a natural athlete, a five-tool guy. But scouts can be wrong, right Billy Beane? Just watch how poorly Vader is at throwing out first pitches: </noscript> Forget Luke…the line he’s looking for is “Rick Ankiel: I am your father.” Vader also bounced a pitch on Oakland at the end of the 2011 season. Not as badly, though: </noscript> Even the minor-league Vaders suck at pitching: </noscript> (first vid via Whit via Grantland) Go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds. MORE GOOD STUFF WORTH CLICKING ON: • Stat of the Day: El Salvador Celebrates First Murder-Free Day in Three Years< • We Dare You to Find a More Disturbing ‘Spider-Man’ Panel • Dispatches From My Roommate Trying to Dig a Rubber Stopper Out of the Drain • Not Safe for Life: This Is the Most Insane Piercing You’ll Ever See • How Insane Do You Have to Be to Claim Self-Defense in Mass Murder of 77? • Wounded South African Vet to Climb Mount Everest With Special ‘Ice Axe Arm’