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A Dramatic Reading of the ‘ChetHaze’ GoneWild Reddit Comments

The alleged Reddit account of Chester Hanks, a.k.a. Chet Haze, rapper and son of Tom Hanks, surfaced Wednesday (and was promptly deleted). The comment history was rich with talk of butts, butt play and other butt stuff, and pickup lines so smooth they could be in his next R&B hit.

(Of course, Chet is now denying the account was him.)

Some more of our favorites:

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