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Channing Tatum ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ But Who Is Sexiest Man Dead?

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
November 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm



Channing Tatum was crowned People magazine’s sexiest man alive for 2012.

The 32-year-old former stripper joins a list of past winners that includes George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Ryan Reynolds.

Shamefully, four-star panty-dropper David Petraeus didn’t even make the short list this year. THAT IS TOPICAL HUMOR, YOU LAUGH NOW.

That’s great and all, but @DaveLozo asks a better question:

Our suggestions:

1. English fighter pilot Albert Ball


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2. Young Elvis, not Fat Elvis


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3. Sam Cooke


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4. Bea Arthur


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5. Robert Todd Lincoln


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6. Joseph Stalin


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7. John C. Calhoun


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8. James Dean


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9. Chester A. Arthur


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10. The Georgetown baseball team in 1928


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Who did we leave out? Who are your dead hotties? Weigh in below.

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