The 32-year-old former stripper joins a list of past winners that includes George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Ryan Reynolds.
Shamefully, four-star panty-dropper David Petraeus didn’t even make the short list this year. THAT IS TOPICAL HUMOR, YOU LAUGH NOW.
That’s great and all, but @DaveLozo asks a better question:
"Sexiest Man Alive" makes me wonder if People has a secret "Sexiest Man Dead" issue. Why specify living? Ben Franklin wins every time?
— Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) November 14, 2012
1. English fighter pilot Albert Ball
2. Young Elvis, not Fat Elvis
3. Sam Cooke
4. Bea Arthur
5. Robert Todd Lincoln
6. Joseph Stalin
7. John C. Calhoun
8. James Dean
9. Chester A. Arthur
10. The Georgetown baseball team in 1928
Who did we leave out? Who are your dead hotties? Weigh in below.