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Blow: Local Hair Salon’s Ad Is What It Is


Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
January 23, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Much like family dysfunction, everyone thinks their local city’s commercials are the worst. But this Springfield, Missouri hair salon — an oasis called Blow (a Ty Barnes salon) — really may have created the all-time best/worst ad in local television history. Peep this amazing ad:

House music that sounds like meth-addled heavy breathing? Check.
Stone Cold Steve Austin’s beautifying older brother? Check.
Teased-hair blonde auditioning for a Real Housewives show? Check.
Dude wearing eyeliner? Check.
Potential public hair salon nookie? Check.

On second thought, top honors retracted — nothing can beat the Bang Bang Lady down in Alabama:

Nope, not even you, Chuck Testa:

(via Videogum via The Daily What)



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