Blow: Local Hair Salon’s Ad Is What It Is SHARE: Tweet Much like family dysfunction, everyone thinks their local city’s commercials are the worst. But this Springfield, Missouri hair salon — an oasis called Blow (a Ty Barnes salon) — really may have created the all-time best/worst ad in local television history. Peep this amazing ad: House music that sounds like meth-addled heavy breathing? Check. Stone Cold Steve Austin’s beautifying older brother? Check. Teased-hair blonde auditioning for a Real Housewives show? Check. Dude wearing eyeliner? Check. Potential public hair salon nookie? Check. On second thought, top honors retracted — nothing can beat the Bang Bang Lady down in Alabama: Nope, not even you, Chuck Testa: (via Videogum via The Daily What) Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.