Much like family dysfunction, everyone thinks their local city’s commercials are the worst. But this Springfield, Missouri hair salon — an oasis called Blow (a Ty Barnes salon) — really may have created the all-time best/worst ad in local television history. Peep this amazing ad:
House music that sounds like meth-addled heavy breathing? Check.
Stone Cold Steve Austin’s beautifying older brother? Check.
Teased-hair blonde auditioning for a Real Housewives show? Check.
Dude wearing eyeliner? Check.
Potential public hair salon nookie? Check.
On second thought, top honors retracted — nothing can beat the Bang Bang Lady down in Alabama:
Nope, not even you, Chuck Testa: