Kids really do say the darndest things. Some of them are so outrageous they are only fit for public consumption on the tumblr Bad Kids Jokes. Curated by the moderator of a kid’s joke website, he publishes all the misspelled, misguided, and just plain nonsensical submissions that don’t make the cut. You won’t see these precious gems printed on popsicle sticks or laughy taffe packages anytime soon. Rather, they’re the type of things you’d see scrawled in crayon on the wall next to the kid sized urinal in the bathroom.