Andy Gibb Died of … What?! Ahh, poor Andy Gibb, he died so young. Cut down in his prime by … wait, what? </noscript> Let’s all take a minute and praise WABC7′s Lucy Yang for her professionalism: She knows that Andy Gibb didn’t die of “fart failure,” she likely knew she said it, but she didn’t pause, she didn’t laugh at herself, she kept on plowing through that story like nothing ever happened. True pro, that Yang. Now click on over to Headlines That Suck and have some fun making up punchlines for this one. First up, the very beatable “Cause of death: Myocadial InFARTion.” Go forth! Follow us! Go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds.
Lloyd 24.05.12 @ 9:19 pm She didn’t say fart failure. When you say “of” and “heart” back to back, it always sounds that way unless you go to the trouble of overly enunciating each word and exaggerating the pause between them. Listen to the song “Jar of Hearts” for a similar effect. That being said, it’s always amusing.