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Andy Gibb Died of … What?!

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By HVmedia on May 23, 2012

Ahh, poor Andy Gibb, he died so young. Cut down in his prime by … wait, what?

Let’s all take a minute and praise WABC7’s Lucy Yang for her professionalism: She knows that Andy Gibb didn’t die of “fart failure,” she likely knew she said it, but she didn’t pause, she didn’t laugh at herself, she kept on plowing through that story like nothing ever happened. True pro, that Yang.

Now click on over to Headlines That Suck and have some fun making up punchlines for this one. First up, the very beatable “Cause of death: Myocadial InFARTion.” Go forth!


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