Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen Deep-Throat a Double-Ended Snake

There might have been twice the AC on Anderson yesterday, but the set was hotter than ever!

Anderson Cooper was joned by fellow gay talk-show host and salt-n-pepper pretty boy Andy Cohen who took time out from cyber-bullying One Direction to unhinge his jaw and swallow the head of of Anderson’s “Party Python” on live TV. The two provided kindling for hundreds of thousands of fan fiction authors and snarky gay blogs alike by unsheathing the 36lbs gummy snake that costs $150 dollars, lube not included.

To naive midwestern moms it looked like this:

To steampunks it looked like this:

To nerds it looked like this:

And to those of us with an active imagination it looked exactly like this:

(Yes, we actually made that.)

While we may not get a chance to see Anderson out of his Gloria Vanderbilt jeans or Andy Cohen stop talking about Real Housewives long enough to swallow a real-life snake, this surely satiated the appetites of fapping internet fan communities for a while.

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[Buzzfeed]