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Get Your Fill of Gratuitous Internet With The 12 Memes of Christmas



By HVentertainment
December 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm

The 12 memes of Christmas, it’s like if the Internet got too drunk off spiked eggnog at your holiday office party and vomited all over an advent calendar.

• Better than unwrapping and rewrapping, these X-rays of wrapped Christmas gifts are the easiest way to snoop under the tree. [FlavorWire]

• Behold, 15 amazing pieces of grumpy cat fan art, including the best cat tattoo ever. [TheFrisky]

• A watched pot never boils, especially in Russia where it’s -41 below celsius. Things just turn instantly into snow. [DeathandTaxes]

• Shut the Internet down, this spider salsaing to “Cuban Pete” wins the day. [VideoGum]

• When Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson compete in a sad-off, everyone wins. [TheFW]

• How did Real Estate Agent Headshots not happen sooner? [PaperMag]

• The only thing sadder than purchasing a Miley Cyrus blow up doll, is trying to steal one from a Spencer’s Gifts. [DAPS]

• The only problem with the Legoland hotel is all the bricks your barefoot steps on when you go to get a bucket of ice. [TheMarySue]

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