Selena Gomez: ex–Disney star, Bieber corruptor, Fifty Shades of Grey spoofer … the list goes on. Would you guess that behind her radiant smile is a bloodthirsty, hellspawned demon ready to shed its pop-star skin and spread its filth and pestilence throughout California?
It’s true. Like Voldemort living in the back of Professor Quirrell’s head, there lurks a dark force in Selena Gomez’s knee. It takes many shapes. One of them is Michael Eisner.
11 other evil creatures that look like Selena’s knee:
2. This MS Paint devil:
4. Jay Leno:
5. Dan Aykroyd in Coneheads: