12 Evil Creatures That Look Like Selena Gomez’s Knee Selena Gomez: ex–Disney star, Bieber corruptor, Fifty Shades of Grey spoofer … the list goes on. Would you guess that behind her radiant smile is a bloodthirsty, hellspawned demon ready to shed its pop-star skin and spread its filth and pestilence throughout California? It’s true. Like Voldemort living in the back of Professor Quirrell’s head, there lurks a dark force in Selena Gomez’s knee. It takes many shapes. One of them is Michael Eisner. 11 other evil creatures that look like Selena’s knee: 1. Empty Mr. Potato Head: 2. This MS Paint devil: Thumbpress 3. This baby: 4. Jay Leno: Reddit 5. Dan Aykroyd in Coneheads: HollywoodGrind 6. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: 7. Casper the Friendly Ghost: 8. Comedy/Drama masks: 9. These crackers: 10. This pug: 11. Richard Nixon SEE MORE: • Selena Gomez Gets Her Creep On in This ‘Fifty Shades’ Spoof • This Is the Porn Star Everyone Thinks Is Kim Kardashian [SFW] Follow us! Click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news and nonsense feeds. Additional reporting by Greg Seals and Slade Sohmer.