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12 Evil Creatures That Look Like Selena Gomez’s Knee

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By Cooper Fleishman
June 15, 2012 at 12:26 pm



Selena Gomez: ex–Disney star, Bieber corruptor, Fifty Shades of Grey spoofer … the list goes on. Would you guess that behind her radiant smile is a bloodthirsty, hellspawned demon ready to shed its pop-star skin and spread its filth and pestilence throughout California?

It’s true. Like Voldemort living in the back of Professor Quirrell’s head, there lurks a dark force in Selena Gomez’s knee. It takes many shapes. One of them is Michael Eisner.



 

11 other evil creatures that look like Selena’s knee:

 

1. Empty Mr. Potato Head:

2. This MS Paint devil:

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3. This baby:

4. Jay Leno:


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5. Dan Aykroyd in Coneheads:

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6. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:

7. Casper the Friendly Ghost:

8. Comedy/Drama masks:

9. These crackers:

10. This pug:

11. Richard Nixon

SEE MORE:
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Additional reporting by Greg Seals and Slade Sohmer.
 

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