Guy Falls Out of Window During Live News Broadcast
What’s more satisfying than a surprise live-news blooper? This reporter takin’ it to the streets in Lodi, New Jersey, is business as usual while a guy wearing camo shorts hurls himself out of the window of the house behind him.
Breaking Bad to Return for 8 Episodes Beginning July 15
Mark your calendars, folks. The meth-lovin’ folks from Albuquerque will be returning for two mini-seasons, beginning in July. But when will the other episodes be debuting? We’ve got the details right here.
¡‘Anchorman 2’ Teaser Trailer!
Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner and Steve Carell return for the sequel to “Anchorman,” which came out — Jesus, was it really that long ago? — in 2004 and was quoted more times than the Bible. Check out the teaser.
‘Skyfall’ Teaser Trailer: Your First Glimpse at James Bond’s 23rd Adventure
What is Skyfall? Is it an operation? Is it a person? Is it a lovely hat? The official teaser doesn’t exactly answer that question, but we do find ourselves with a glimpse of how the Agent 007 franchise will bounce back from Quantum of Solace.
Will Smith Leads BBC Audience in 'Fresh Prince' Sing-along
No DJ Jazzy Jeff, no Carlton Dance, but this is the goods …
‘Lazy Sunday 2’ & Other SNL Highlights
Chris Parnell returned to SNL for the much-anticipated sequel to Lazy Sunday. Plus: Mick Jagger on karaoke, a find farewell to Kristen Wiig, Arcade Fire and much more.
10 People Who HATED Day 1 of 'Great GoogaMooga' Festival
“Ram a splintery broom up your ass and keep it there for 9 hours and then we will be even.” Festival-goers were none-too-pleased with Superfly Production’s inaugural run at the Great Googa Mooga in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park.
Slappy Will Smith Does Not Want Ukrainian Men Kissing Him on the Lips in Public
What happens when a male Ukrainian reporter tried to kiss the Fresh Prince on the red carpet at the Moscow premiere of Men in Black 3? Smith got a little slappy. Watch what he does and says when confronted with some male lips.
Gilbert Gottfried Reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Is Freaking Terrifying
If the E.L. James bestseller didn’t make your reproductive organs want to run screaming from your body, just try listening to it read by Skrillex Gilbert Gottfried. Be warned: You will never be able to unhear this.
HTS Round-Up: Arby’s Finger Food, Study on Studies and Boner Retaliation
Sometimes you take a big ol’ bite out of your Arby’s sandwich and find a finger. And sometimes you exerience a boner retaliating against a pair…wait, what? Whatever, in these times, Headlines That Suck is there for you. Watch the best of the week’s worst.
‘The Bachelorette,’ Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.
I love horrible, smutty television. I’m that guy. So I’m going to review ‘The Bachelorette’ on a weekly basis. This week, Emily Maynard meets 25 guys in a row, one by one, as they get out of a limo, because that’s how real life works.
Let’s Come Right Out and Say It: This Guy Harlan Is the Next Prince
Harlan is fine with having his music categorized as “pop.” But there is a huge difference between manufactured and meticulous; this is where Harlan leaves other pop acts in the three-chord-only, auto-tuned dust. You need to know about this guy.
Did You Know Adolf Hitler Was in the Crew of ‘Airplane II’?
The 1982 sequel to the Leslie Nielsen classic that coined the phrase “… and don’t call me Shirley” may not have been critically acclaimed, but it did pull off a seemingly impossible feat: employing a dictator who had been dead for 37 years.
Anti-Vaccine Activist Jenny McCarthy to Return to Roots as Naked Playboy Model
If you’re one of those people who only reads Playboy for the articles, the magazine’s July 2012 issue will feature what’s being billed as an “explosive new interview” with Charlie Sheen. Oh, and Jenny McCarthy will return to nudity.
Donna Summer Dies at 63
The world has lost some truly talented voices over the past year: Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Etta James. Sadly, we can add “Queen of Disco” Donna Summer to that list. She was 63.
Kareem Brings X Rating to ‘Celebrity Jeopardy!’
Hey, it’s still not as bad as “donkey punch” or “threesome” …
Fast-Rappin’ Mac Lethal Drops Some ‘Your Vs. You’re’ Knowledge Over Gotye Sample
Mac Lethal, an Internet-famous nerdy white dude who can rap better and faster than just about anyone out there, is here to tell you why your grammar sucks. Would it be helpful if he sampled “Somebody That I Used to Know?”
Zuckerberg, Jobs ... What Tech Story Will Sorkin Adapt Next?
‘Steve Jobs’ coming to the big screen … then what?
Prepare Your Bowels for Pizza Hut’s New ‘F*ck You’ Pizza
World Wide Interweb made this hilarious parody advert for a multi-layered pie from fast-food hell that’s as caloric as it is American. Pizza Hut presents the “F*ck You” pizza. Warning: Side effects include steel-wool pubic hair.
This Kids-Only ‘Sabotage’ Parody Is Your New Favorite MCA Tribute Vid
The MCA tributes are never-ending, and each one’s better than the last. This one could be the most fun yet: James Winters and his family’s “Sabotage” music video parody — with kids playing all the roles.
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Yes, I Have Short Hair. No, I’m Not a Lesbian
I have been told on several different occasions that I look like Christopher Reeve, Harry Potter (without glasses) and even Michael Cera. Instead of comparing me to the likes of Natalie Portman or any other kick-ass short-haired females, I get told I look like a boy.
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‘Thugwear’: Geraldo Digs Deeper on Trayvon
Laughably mustachioed Geraldo Rivera didn’t learn much from his hoodie disparaging. Now he says Martin’s “thugwear” is “significant” part of the story. Here’s why he’s wrong.
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‘The Bachelorette,’ Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.
I love horrible, smutty television. I’m that guy. So I’m going to review ‘The Bachelorette’ on a weekly basis. This week, Emily Maynard meets 25 guys in a row, one by one, as they get out of a limo, because that’s how real life works.

