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This Woman is NOT Smarter Than a 5th Grader

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By HVvids on July 20, 2011


Well, at least we found the definitive answer to “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” Actually, as you’ll see, this lady isn’t even as smart as a second grader.

The category is Second Grade Measurements. The question is “If Jacob stands on Spencer’s shoulders, they are two and a half yards high. How many feet is that?”

Seems straightforward enough, ye? Not for this contestant. Let’s just preface this by saying when Jeff Foxworthy is yuckin’ it up about your lack of elementary knowledge, you know you dun’ goofed.

She could have redeemed herself by breaking out the Lloyd Christmas: “Samsonite, I was way off!”

Can we give her the benefit of the doubt and call it nerves? Yes? Please? Participation trophy?

(via The Daily What via Reddit)

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