These Ladies Are Really Hoping for an NFL Lockout
No it’s not my mother many girlfriends. I’m talking about the ladies of the Lingerie Football League, which, if you didn’t know, is a thing. And I mean a REAL thing too, these girls don’t play around. Well, they are PLAYING, but they’re playing freaking football is what I’m saying. JUST ROLL THE TAPE.
In a statement released on the LFL’s Facebook page, the league’s commissioner is letting fans and potential newcomers to the LFL know that they’re prepared to step up to the bigtime should the 2011-2012 NFL season get the ax.
Please be advised that if the NFL owners lose the 8th Circuit Court Ruling coming this week at any point. There is an outside possibility that the owners might simply shut down operations for a season to squeeze the players and NFLPA.
If that were to happen, the LFL has already taken measures including an agreement with our national broadcast partner MTV Networks’ to move LFL Football to Sunday afternoons.
-Mitchell Mortaza, Commissioner
So there’s that. Make of it what you will. I personally don’t see this move making it any easier to convince your girlfriend to leave you alone on the couch for 8 hours on Sunday afternoon, but who knows? Maybe we shouldn’t even tell ‘em that there’s a lockout and just resume watching our ‘regularly scheduled programming’ on Sundays. Then when they’re all confused, just be like, “What are you talking about? This is how it’s always been. Look here’s that quarterback who sent a picture of her schlong to the sideline reporter! And this linebacker who just ripped the running back’s bra off? First ballot Hall of Famer!”
The LFL also illustrates quite poignantly all that is wrong with the WNBA. I mean, you’ve got the same level of substandard talent, but without all the underwear. These women are actually working really hard at impressing the world with their athletic ability when they should really be working hard on looking good in their bra and panties! Because one of those things is achievable, and one is not. Fake boobs first, athletics second — that equals success. Extra points for making out during a game.
