“‘Yes,’ Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding…. Any second now, he might hear his mother again… but he shouldn’t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn’t want to… or did he? Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang.”
Clearly, replacing “wand” with “wang” in the Harry Potter series gives the books a more…sexual undertone, if you will. J.K. Rowling, secret erotic fiction writer hiding in plain sight.
But it looks like a writer for Trivial Pursuit had the same idea, as shown in this picture taken by someone enjoying the game that boasts loads of family fun for all ages:
Though it’s surprising that if the boy wizard was packing 11 inches of magic that Hermione didn’t allow Harry and his wand to go slytherin into her chamber of secrets.