Candy Rules Everything Around Him: Method Man Shills for Sour Patch Kids
The following are lyrics to Method Man‘s newest song:
Plant a firecracka where you dump at
Right beside the shower
Where you keep your penis pump at…
So what’s the song about? Put it this way: Someone out there can offer one million guesses to one million people for a chance at one million dollars if they identify the overall theme of the song from which these lyrics derive, and it’s a safe bet that someone would walk away without losing a dime.
That’s because Method Man’s newest tune is actually a celebrity endorsement called “World Gone Sour (The Lost Kids),” a three-and-a-half minute ode to Sour Patch Kids on behalf of the company.
But before you chime in with your snarky, derisive comments like “Maybe cash really does rule everything around him” and “Cheese Wagstaff would never,” go ahead and watch the video. In an era in which creative types make less and less money for their talents, would you give up the easiest route to a big payday if they let you drop 210 seconds of sweet beats and clever rhymes?
If anything, this partnership only serves to show off the true awesomeness of Method Man — he can take the SPK money and still not seem like a corporate shill. Well done.
By the way, “World Gone Sour (The Lost Kids)” very easily could have been called “C.R.E.A.M. (Candy Rules Everything Around Me).” Dolla dolla bears, y’all.
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