Giving a seedier meaning to service industry, the good people at RubMaps are here to provide you with this Yelp-like rubdown rundown.
Now, should you need an erotic massage with a happy ending in any city you travel to in these United States, this comprehensive list gives you the price and rating of each place. Bon(er) voyage. Just try not to lose your watch.
This is insanely true:
[via RubMaps, h/t BroBible]
— John Trigg (@trigjoh) April 21, 2014