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Comes In Handy: RubMaps Is Your Servicey Guide to a Happy Ending Anywhere

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer on April 21, 2014

Giving a seedier meaning to service industry, the good people at RubMaps are here to provide you with this Yelp-like rubdown rundown.

Now, should you need an erotic massage with a happy ending in any city you travel to in these United States, this comprehensive list gives you the price and rating of each place. Bon(er) voyage. Just try not to lose your watch.

rubmaps happy ending

This is insanely true:

[via RubMaps, h/t BroBible]
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