Regardless of your tweetable opinions about Seth MacFarlane’s hosting abilities, there exists one undeniable takeaway from Sunday night’s Oscars: “We Saw Your Boobs” raised all kinds of awareness of topless actors.
The sophomoric bit, in which MacFarlane laundry-listed films where some of your favorite actresses bore not only their souls but also their bosoms, gave rise to an increase in IMDb’s MOVIEmeter for most of the films, as well as a rise to a few other things. (If you’re looking for the bare-chested screen grabs themselves, you can thank one industrious and resourceful Redditor for cobbling them together in one fap-friendly post.)
The MOVIEmeter rankings is, essentially, a complex algorithm that shows the current popularity of each film. So in order of bustiest to saggiest, here are the films in which the actresses appear topless, by the numbers:
• Perhaps most surprisingly, Hillary Swank’s Noncrying Boys are enjoying the biggest spike of all, which seems a tad peculiar given that she portrays a trans-man.
• With a spike of 636, people definitely want a glimpse of Angelina Jolie’s Gias before they started nursing those kids.
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