Oscars’ ‘We Saw Your Boobs’ Bit Spikes IMDb Ratings for Topless Films SHARE: Tweet Regardless of your tweetable opinions about Seth MacFarlane’s hosting abilities, there exists one undeniable takeaway from Sunday night’s Oscars: “We Saw Your Boobs” raised all kinds of awareness of topless actors. The sophomoric bit, in which MacFarlane laundry-listed films where some of your favorite actresses bore not only their souls but also their bosoms, gave rise to an increase in IMDb’s MOVIEmeter for most of the films, as well as a rise to a few other things. (If you’re looking for the bare-chested screen grabs themselves, you can thank one industrious and resourceful Redditor for cobbling them together in one fap-friendly post.) • SEE ALSO: MacFarlane Out: Who Should Host The Oscars Next Year? The MOVIEmeter rankings is, essentially, a complex algorithm that shows the current popularity of each film. So in order of bustiest to saggiest, here are the films in which the actresses appear topless, by the numbers: • Perhaps most surprisingly, Hillary Swank’s Noncrying Boys are enjoying the biggest spike of all, which seems a tad peculiar given that she portrays a trans-man. • With a spike of 636, people definitely want a glimpse of Angelina Jolie’s Gias before they started nursing those kids. • People are eager to see Meryl Streep’s Silkwoods — the film’s MOVIEmeter rating enjoyed a 574 spike this week. • Halle Berry might be in her mid-40s, but her Monster Balls are timeless. • SEE ALSO: We Saw Your Junk • Even in her least glamorous role, people are still thirsting for a chance to see Charlize Theron’s Monsters at 349. • Perhaps the spike of 316 accounts not just for Marisa Tomei’s toplessness, but her nipple piercings as well. • With an increase of 79 this week, shut eyes are the last thing anyone has when Nicole Kidman bares it all. • Despite her awkward quasi coming out at the last award show, Jodie Foster’s Accuseds are still garnering traffic, up 77. • It’s a small spike at 61, but at least someone was interested in Anne Hathaway’s broke back breasts. • With an increase of 41, are you stupid enough to miss out on a chance to see Penelope Cruz’s Vanilla Skys? • Maybe Jessica Chastain’s history of onscreen torture accounts for the drop of 15 Lawless experienced. • With a drop of 18, maybe Kristin Stewart’s On the Roads are just too awkward? • With a droop of 19, it looks like a little JO session is the last thing anyone thinks of Helen Hunt’s Sessions. • It looks like Liev is the only guy interested in Naomi’s Mullholands. • And, of course, there’s always enough topless Kate Winslet to go around, so she gets her own little category down here … MOST RECENT BY Greg Seals:How Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un Prepares North Korea for War One Family's Entire Season Worth of Football Meltdowns in 5 MinutesCheeky British Lad Gets Friends Face Tattooed On His Entire Ass Cheek Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.