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How to Turn On Ronald McDonald in Just 10 Easy Steps

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By HVculture
March 12, 2013 at 3:13 pm



You know you’ve always wondered whether the myth is true. It’s time to find out if those big red clown shoes are an indication of even bigger things. Here’s our 10-step guide to turning on and getting off Ronald McDonald.

1. Start by swapping some red lipstick.

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2. Sometimes he needs a little visual stimulation to make his Shamrock shake.

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3. Don’t be shy, just grab those McNuggets for yourself.

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4. Try not to do it in front of the kids, though.

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5. Don’t be afraid to let him play in your ball pit.

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6. Remember, it’s okay if he doesn’t make eye contact.

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7. It’s just as good to give as it is to receive.

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8. If you’ve got a member of One Direction handy, use him as a stand-in (here, Niall Horan can’t resist.)

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9. Let him do WHATEVER he wants.

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10. Light him a smoke for a little post-coital snuggling.

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