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Yup, That’s a Penis Drawn on the Field at University of Cincinnati’s Nippert Stadium


Marisa Kabas

By Marisa Kabas
November 13, 2013 at 1:32 pm

The most popular phallic canvas on college campuses has always been the cheek of a passed out frat bro. But one person (or persons) at the University of Cincinnati decided to expand their artistic horizons and carve out a penis in the snow at the school’s Nippert Stadium.

We will not make a joke about Nippert, we will will not make a joke about Nippert, we will not make a joke about Nippert.

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According to UPROXX, a female student tweeted the pic of the dick in a box and then deleted it because she felt bad. Unless she’s the perp and the penis is a to-scale version of her boyfriend’s, what’s there to feel bad about?

via uproxx

via uproxx

So just remember kids: When it comes to defacing property with phallic symbols, Go Big or Go Home.



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