The most popular phallic canvas on college campuses has always been the cheek of a passed out frat bro. But one person (or persons) at the University of Cincinnati decided to expand their artistic horizons and carve out a penis in the snow at the school’s Nippert Stadium.
We will not make a joke about Nippert, we will will not make a joke about Nippert, we will not make a joke about Nippert.
According to UPROXX, a female student tweeted the pic of the dick in a box and then deleted it because she felt bad. Unless she’s the perp and the penis is a to-scale version of her boyfriend’s, what’s there to feel bad about?
So just remember kids: When it comes to defacing property with phallic symbols, Go Big or Go Home.