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Parents Leave Passive-Aggressive Note For Masturbating 13-Year-Old Son

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
July 31, 2013 at 12:24 pm



Redditor Droplynx has a 13-year-old son. This is bad for the laundry.

Instead of pounding the “no towels!” message into her son’s bigger head, the boy’s mother decided to leave this passive-aggressive note about what will happen if he doesn’t start using tissues to clean up the mess.

via Reddit

via Reddit

Here’s the real problem: If the boy is secretly gay, the promised Bieber towels may turn into an even bigger problem for these parents.

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Also, c’mon parents, even though the note says you’ve already talked to the kid, you’ve gotta do it again, and again, and again. Good parenting requires this of you. Just think about how embarrassed he is after reading this. And if you think the message isn’t taking a stiff hold on him, then at least sub out the note in favor of Uncle Andy Botwin’s tutelage:

Or just mortify him another way: by buying him a fleshlight.

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