Parents Leave Passive-Aggressive Note For Masturbating 13-Year-Old Son SHARE: Tweet Redditor Droplynx has a 13-year-old son. This is bad for the laundry. Instead of pounding the “no towels!” message into her son’s bigger head, the boy’s mother decided to leave this passive-aggressive note about what will happen if he doesn’t start using tissues to clean up the mess. via Reddit Here’s the real problem: If the boy is secretly gay, the promised Bieber towels may turn into an even bigger problem for these parents. SEE ALSO: • Anna Kendrick Rubs Out Twitter Masturbation Trifecta • Coffee Bean Flick: Florida Woman Masturbates In Starbucks Also, c’mon parents, even though the note says you’ve already talked to the kid, you’ve gotta do it again, and again, and again. Good parenting requires this of you. Just think about how embarrassed he is after reading this. And if you think the message isn’t taking a stiff hold on him, then at least sub out the note in favor of Uncle Andy Botwin’s tutelage: Or just mortify him another way: by buying him a fleshlight. MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Best GIF of 2013: Blizzard Signer & Fan LadyGeorge Clooney Supports Ukrainian Demonstrators, Films VerticallyR. Kelly Compared Chris Brown to Ali, MLK and Jesus Because Of Course Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.