This Lady Behind Dick Vitale Is … Is That Dick Vitale in Drag? Third-ranked Indiana defeated #1 Michigan in Bloomington on Saturday night in a Big Ten match-up that shook up the college basketball polls. But the big news came off the court, where we learned that Dick Vitale has female clones. It’s just like Dickie V, minus the dickie. Natesd4 Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. MALKOVICH!!! Pretty uncanny stuff. • SEE ALSO: Tobias Fünke: Catholic Priest? Follow Us A fellow Redditor face-swapped ‘em for comparison, and the results are in: The lady looks more like Dickie V than he looks like her. Beer Drinking Robot SEE ALSO: • Val Kilmer as Mark Twain Will Crush Your Mindgrapes • Random Dining Hall Eater Is a Dead Ringer for Barack Obama [Reddit via @Ramzy] Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.