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You Won’t Have That DG Sorority Girl to Cunt Punt Around Anymore

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer on April 25, 2013

You probably read the recent “deranged sorority girl email” that got passed around like a deranged sorority girl. You know, the Delta Gamma coed who held Sigma Nu in really high esteem. The cunt punting email. That one.

Chapter, over: Rebecca Martinson is no longer a Delta Gamma sister.

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Here’s what the sorority said, officially on Facebook:

Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels.

The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.

No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large.

This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.

This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such.

For the young woman who wrote it, we can only express our regret and concerns for landing notoriety in this manner.

We now consider this matter closed.

Now let’s now move on to other totally awesome emails you wish you wrote.

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