The Derpiest Mugshots Over the weekend, Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested shirtless and intoxicated, which resulted in the one of the most ridiculous mugshots ever taken, pro athlete or otherwise. But Bryant is not alone. Move over Oscars Derp Faces, check out 15 of the most derpiest mugshots ever taken at a police station. Raiders Defensive Tackle Desmond Bryant (Deadspin) Shocked & Awed (The Blaze) “Dr. Wiley” (Heavy) Former Colorado Rockies Player Todd Helton (SportsRip) Mike Tyson (SportsRip) Fancy Lady (IziFunny) SEE ALSO: • Are Athletes More Likely to Commit Violent Crimes? Short Answer: No • Thumbs Up for This Chick’s Awesome Mugshot Unibrow (Heavy) Andrei Bibbs (NY Daily News) Michael Lohan’s ex, Kate Major (Socialite) Amy Winehouse (AtomicGator) Lady Of The Night (IziFunny) Stephen “Duck Lips” Baldwin (People) Derp Lips (TruTV) Delores Gary (WKTV) Shia LaDouche (ShockYa) Cross-Eyed Lady (IziFunny)