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Cumming Soon: Best Headlines From This Giggle-Inducing Georgia City

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
March 11, 2013 at 1:00 pm



When news broke that budding artist George W. Bush had painted 50 dogs, there was legit panic that it might shut down the Greater Internet.

Thankfully it broke late Friday afternoon, when most users were shutting down the instant snark part of their brains. We can be equally thankful that most tweets and blog posts didn’t see the MyFoxAtlanta write-up, which focused on Dubya’s teacher, a “Cumming artist.”

The city of Cumming, north of the metro Atlanta area, consistently generates the best headlines on the web, a mix of needless immaturity and journalistic wonder. Here are some of the best:

1.

Santorum-Cumming-Rally-Obama
AccessNorthGa

Subhead: “Worst rally ever, say heterosexuals”

2.

cumming artist bush
MyFoxAtlanta

Subhead: “Bush painting inspired by Cumming lady”

3.

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There was such a joke uproar about this one that CBS Atlanta actually changed it to “Forsyth Co. Woman.” Boo-urns!

4.

cumming hog tying
Cumming Patch

Subhead: “He didn’t tie it tight enough”

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5.

cumming man
11Alive

Subhead: “It’s a mouthful”

6.

cumming man laptop
Cumming Patch

Subhead: “The laptop holds crucial evidence”

7.

cumming police
CBS

Subhead: “The Cumming Police, always judging you”

8.

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Access Atlanta

Subhead: “But not his prostate”

9.

cumming woman son
AccessNorthGa

Subhead: “Best to leave the kids out of it”

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