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These Two Centaur Bros Are Craigslisting for Wedding Dates

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By Greg Seals on February 20, 2013

Update: See the response these gentlemen have gotten below

Hey ladies, see those two hulking patriotic centaurs down there? You’re in luck, because those two strapping lads are questing through the Craigslist wasteland for a little female companionship — no, not that kind (well, maybe) — to attend their cousin’s wedding this March.


Meet Dave and Mike. They’re two self-described “single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic” guys who “have seen Love Actually several times.” While they won’t pay you by the hour, like most ads placed in the personals section, they do have plenty to offer, according to their Craigslist ad.

Dave, Mike… What’s in it for me?
• An excuse to get dressed up
• Open bar & food all night
• Eccentric/downright dangerous bro-2-bro dance moves (may need to sign a waiver)
• Adventure
• Mystery
• Suspense
• True Love
• Royalties once our night’s story is developed into a romantic comedy*
*if this happens (we estimate the chances at 85%) we refuse the right to let Ashton Kutcher play either of our characters, however, we will consider him for a supporting role.

Still not enticed? Well maybe the fact that they clarify they aren’t Craigslist serial killers in their ad will warm you up to the idea a little. This appears to be an entirely legitimate posting with just two awesome guys crowdsourcing a little companionship and who knows, maybe you’ll get a good story out of it should you choose to apply.

We would love to apply for a kick-ass night with these two, but sadly the companionship we’re cut out for lies in the M4M section of the site.

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Update: NY Mag’s Daily Intel is reporting that the brother’s have received an outpouring of responses — 500 and counting — since their ad went viral.

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