Apple’s Red-Eye Reduction Is Slowly Sucking Out Your Soul Even with Snapchat’s screen shot scandal and Instagram’s attempts to slowly filter out your soul with its new Terms of Service, an evil far greater than sexting and corporate greed lurks inside your iPhone. You might be familiar with Apple’s red-eye removal. via It’s a photo enhancement feature that removes obnoxious flash glare. via Often, it gives the subject a bad case of soulless shark eyes. via But a technological terror far worse than bad Facebook pictures lies in wait. via SEE MORE: • 25 Cats Helping With Your Homework • 15 Animals Who Think They’re People The transition is gradual at first. via The evil seeps in one eye at a time. via Then before you know it, your once lovable pet has become a lifeless cyborg. via Follow Us Use of Apple products and technology only makes their power stronger. via YOUR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU ARE POWERLESS via You may abandon use of the red-eye removal tool, but YOU’LL BE BAHCKK. via SEE MORE: • 22 Fearless Animals Who Braved Superstorm Sandy • 25 Animals Who Love Nutella Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.