Even with Snapchat’s screen shot scandal and Instagram’s attempts to slowly filter out your soul with its new Terms of Service, an evil far greater than sexting and corporate greed lurks inside your iPhone.
You might be familiar with Apple’s red-eye removal.
It’s a photo enhancement feature that removes obnoxious flash glare.
Often, it gives the subject a bad case of soulless shark eyes.
But a technological terror far worse than bad Facebook pictures lies in wait.
The transition is gradual at first.
The evil seeps in one eye at a time.
Then before you know it, your once lovable pet has become a lifeless cyborg.
Use of Apple products and technology only makes their power stronger.
YOUR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU ARE POWERLESS
You may abandon use of the red-eye removal tool, but YOU’LL BE BAHCKK.