8th Grader’s Letter to U.S. Soldier Features Unicorn Farting a Rainbow Nothing encapsulates gratitude for service to our country quite like a “fat unicorn threwing up glitter and farting a rainbow!” No, it’s not Ke$ha’s spirit animal. Rather it’s an illustration that Redditor Rapid_Bombarder received as part of a letter that an 8th grader named Giselle wrote to thank him for his service in Afghanistan, which he received on his 21st birthday. Glad kids correspond in other ways than SnapChat. SEE MORE: • Letter to a Friend Who Lost Her Short-Term Memory Brings the Lulz • Little Kid Imagines What He Would Do If He Found a Pot of Gold Follow Us Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.