Start Using 5 Great Phrases From This Sex Manual Written In 1680 SHARE: Tweet This 333-year-old sex manual is enough to make you blush. The book, “The School of Venus,” was written in 1680 and is a surprisingly pretty modern look at human sexuality. The book has two main characters, a young virgin woman and a experienced woman. From there, it explores many sexual experiences in its 166 pages. via The Appendix.com • SEE ALSO, REALLY: Man With 2 Penises, Woman With 2 Vaginas Were the Sexiest Couple of the 19th Century There were many juicy tidbits in the book so, we here at HyperVocal have excerpted five great phrases of the 17th century sex manual: “Likening the scrotum to ‘something like a Purse’ containing ‘Bollocks… not much unlike our Spanish Olives.’” “‘Why should not ones Finger yield a Wench the like pleasure’ as a penis.” “Sometimes Wheelbarrow, with one leg upon his shoulders…” “Let him rather incline to Lean than Fat, his Hair of a dark Brown and long enough to Curl upon his Shoulders.” “Sometimes my Husband gets upon me, and sometimes I get upon him, sometimes we do it sideways, sometimes kneeling, sometimes crossways…” Yowza. Is it getting hot in here? You can read the entire erotic book here, thanks to those notorious pervs over Google. SEE ALSO: • British School May Try Having Porn Stars Teach About Sex • School’s ‘PromHub’ T-Shirts are Super Classy MOST RECENT BY Brett Rosner:Older Dude Just Wants to Dance With Somebody, Feel the Heat With Somebody5-Year-Old Pilot Flies Airplane Solo, Crushes Your Life's AccomplishmentsDudes Play an 'Aggressive' Game of Dice In Bathroom During a Lil Wayne, T.I. Concert Brett Rosner Brett Rosner is a bona fide newsman and contributor to HyperVocal. Tweet him at @BRosner85.