The Chicago River always turns green on March 17th in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, but it’s nothing compared to the color the sidewalks turn at the 15 best college St. Patrick’s Day parties in the nation.
We’re not just talking about keggers your frat throws with bros in green, these are all out massacres on scale with Middle Eastern uprisings for democracy. Just check out this riot from #15 SUNY Albany. [via BroBible]
Oedipal complexes are so passé — it’s time to stop subconsciously stop thinking about your own mom and start consciously enjoying this roundup of the best ballads about MILFs, cougars, and however else Urban Dictionary defines a lady of a certain age. Here are the best/creepiest songs about MILFs. [via MTV’s GuyCode]
Your balls didn’t used to be the only thing left blue on St. Patrick’s Day. Originally, both Ireland and St. Patrick were closely associated with the color blue before it was eclipse by green. Perhaps by solider of the 1798 Irish rebellion wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day or perhaps by McDonald’s marketing team trying to push the Shamrock Shake. This, and 7 other facts odd facts about St. Patrick’s Day here. [Guyism]