Fifth grade is great! But I sure am hungry. Let’s see what’s for lunch. Hmmm, what to choose?
Some stapled potatoes:
Bread that doubles as a pencil eraser:
Some chicken parm (I think) — or is it mashed potatoes, extra gloop?
An oddly shaped chicken finger:
Or ravioli and carrot cubes:
How about some oatmeal? That’s always a good choice. Lots of fiber!
Maybe a corn dog?
Or a regular hot dog in a spiffy container?
Maybe we’ll stick with pizza. It’s hard to go wrong with pizza … right?
… Oh. But at least they’re not putting mayonnaise on it.
Well, I should be eating more veggies anyway. Let’s see what’s on the menu …
Wait, what? That’s not … oh, never mind. I don’t even wanna know what they’ll combine it with tomorrow. Maybe this burger:
Or this one:
Or these meatballs:
Leftovers are the worst.
And is it me, or is “diversity week” a little racist?
Hey, at least it’s not what the menu said.
And you can always wash it down with some delicious chocolate milk!