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21 School Lunches That Will Make You Glad You’re an Adult

Fifth grade is great! But I sure am hungry. Let’s see what’s for lunch. Hmmm, what to choose?

Some stapled potatoes:


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Bread that doubles as a pencil eraser:

Some chicken parm (I think) — or is it mashed potatoes, extra gloop?


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An oddly shaped chicken finger:


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Or ravioli and carrot cubes:


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How about some oatmeal? That’s always a good choice. Lots of fiber!


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Maybe a corn dog?


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Or a regular hot dog in a spiffy container?


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Maybe we’ll stick with pizza. It’s hard to go wrong with pizza … right?


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… Oh. But at least they’re not putting mayonnaise on it.

Well, I should be eating more veggies anyway. Let’s see what’s on the menu …


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Wait, what? That’s not … oh, never mind. I don’t even wanna know what they’ll combine it with tomorrow. Maybe this burger:


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Or this one:


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Or these meatballs:


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Leftovers are the worst.


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And is it me, or is “diversity week” a little racist?


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Hey, at least it’s not what the menu said.


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And you can always wash it down with some delicious chocolate milk!


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Comments (15) Write a comment

  1. That chicken finger doesn’t look too bad. I wouldn’t mind putting it in my mouth.

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  3. Ok, this is really bad, but bread can erase pencil. This is nothing weird or unusual.

  4. Where the hell are these from? My school lunches were awesome, and I was in public school too.

  5. Yeah, but many countries have even crappier foods, if anything.

  6. is this supposed to offend me? o.O
    do I know you?
    here: let me give you the satisfaction of me being pissed: how dare you pass judgeme- ahh screw it. I don’t care what you think lol.

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  8. pretty sure that the last photo is of chocolate milk that’s been frozen.

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