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Top 5 Reasons This Man Is Cooler Than You

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By Adam Smith on May 1, 2012


An elderly gentleman was captured rockin’ out very, very old school in a Golden Corral salad bar line.

The Top 5 Reasons Why This Man Is Cooler Than You:

5. Thinks an MP3 is a German machine gun.

4. Doesn’t want an iPod because he needs to go through the thousands of D batteries stocked up in his nuclear bomb shelter that are about to expire.

3. Hipster Level: Grandpa.

2. Just the thought of him maybe listening to Dubstep makes life worth living.

1. He’s not afraid of breaking old stereotypes.

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