Top 5 Reasons This 'Old Dude With Stereo' Is Cooler Than You SHARE: Tweet </noscript> An elderly gentleman was captured rockin’ out very, very old school in a Golden Corral salad bar line. The Top 5 Reasons Why This Man Is Cooler Than You: 5. Thinks an MP3 is a German machine gun. 4. Doesn’t want an iPod because he needs to go through the thousands of D batteries stocked up in his nuclear bomb shelter that are about to expire. 3. Hipster Level: Grandpa. 2. Just the thought of him maybe listening to Dubstep makes life worth living. 1. He’s not afraid of breaking old stereotypes. (via reddit) FOLLOW: Go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds.