An elderly gentleman was captured rockin’ out very, very old school in a Golden Corral salad bar line.
The Top 5 Reasons Why This Man Is Cooler Than You:
5. Thinks an MP3 is a German machine gun.
4. Doesn’t want an iPod because he needs to go through the thousands of D batteries stocked up in his nuclear bomb shelter that are about to expire.
3. Hipster Level: Grandpa.
2. Just the thought of him maybe listening to Dubstep makes life worth living.
1. He’s not afraid of breaking old stereotypes.
FOLLOW: Go ’head and click
and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds.