Redditor beep_b33p writes,
On my pizza delivery order, I wrote “It’s my birthday, surprise me” in the special accommodations section. The driver went to the CVS and bought me a birthday card, then put a dollar in it and taped it to the pizza box with a letter.
Seriously, when’s the last time you even bought a birthday card?
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