Pedestrian Penalty Cards: For When Everyone Else Sucks at Walking Walking around a major metropolis is full of obstacles: oversized umbrellas, packs of people four wide, tourists with shifty eyes looking anywhere but forward. It’s times like these you need ready-made penalty cards. From the inspired minds behind last year’s viral Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator hit comes Pedestrian Penalty Cards. Buy the full set of 14 for $1 and start issuing pedestrian pain. Follow Us Click here to purchase these badboys. Pedestrian Penalty Cards brought to you by the hilarious minds of comedy writer Cory Bortnicker and illustrator Andy Jimison. Follow Us HVculture HVCulture is our bin for all things Culture.