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25 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Park Like an A**hole

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By HVculture on August 27, 2012


Because even if you’re a cop …


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… or Adam Sandler …


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… or on a bike …


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… you look like you’re in high school:


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Because Saran Wrap is cheap:


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Because you are not a visitor:


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Because we can’t all carry can openers:


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Because in London, they really mean it:


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Because there are motherf**king chainsaws on trucks:


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Because you’re not a 20-mule team with elephants, goats and a safari of Pygmies from the African interior:


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And because “no parking any time” really means “no parking any time”:


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… and “no overnight parking” really means “no overnight parking,” especially in winter:


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Seriously:


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Because Optimus Prime is here to tell you …

… that these extremely sarcastic drivers will use superglue:


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Or bumper stickers:


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Or Helen Keller jokes:


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Or instructions:


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Or awards:


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… just to tell you you’re an asshole who just ruined everyone’s day by quadruple parking.



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Because there aren’t enough business cards for terrible, awful, no-good people like you:


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And because no matter how kind people are about it …


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… or how courteous …


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… the world would be better if you didn’t exist:


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See?


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