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What’s That You Say About North Korea and Unicorns?

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By HVnews on November 30, 2012

The Atlantic Wire posted the story of the day this morning: “North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently.”

“Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom,” reports the — wait. Stop. UNICORNS? That’s an actual snippet from a report from the Korean Central News Agency, the state news agency of North Korea and fine, okay, we totally understand that this might be a retaliatory joke in response to China getting fooled by The Onion naming Kim Jong-un the Sexiest Man Alive or something.

So we sent our best man to do some digging deep inside North Korea, and he came back with this totally legit photo of Kim Jong-un:

Now it all makes sense. It’s all happening.

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