KKK-Rod? Seriously, ESPN? SHARE: Tweet Ruthel Martin and his Yankee teammates poured it on in the top of the 9th in Baltimore on Sunday night, taking Game 1 of the ALDS 7-2 on the strength of a five-run outburst in their final frame. Alex Rodriguez scored a run after being walked earlier in the game, but four weak at-bats left most Yankees fans wondering whether they really have to sit through five more years of A-Rod’s shitty plate appearances. ESPN’s Wallace Matthews, in his Rapid Response blog, must have thought A-Rod’s three strikeouts were a result of his batting with a sheet over his head. Really? That doesn’t get flagged? And it’s still up on Monday morning? UPDATE: It’s since been changed to a singular K-Rod. SEE ALSO: • Good Guy Jeremy Lin Has Lunch With ‘Chink in the Armor’ Writer • 5 Alternate Theories on the ESPN Blowjob.gif Kid • Yankees Acquire Pitcher With ‘10-Inch Uhhh’ Does this look like the work of a Klansman? MOST RECENT BY HVsports:The Booty Lounge, Detroit's Mobile Strip Club, Came Back to Lions' TailgatesHe Lost 8 Relatives In Typhoon Haiyan. Then He Won His First Golf Tourney in 3 Years.Sponsored: The Aliens Are Coming...to Play Soccer?