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Happy NSFW Valentine’s Day from Sears.com

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
February 13, 2012 at 3:50 pm



“Come see the softer sluttier side of Sears.”

Sears is probably more well-known for granny panties and underwear resembling Mormon temple garments than than anything that could be considered overtly sexy.

But this year, Sears.com informed us all that “It’s not too late to treat your VALENTINE.” Something tells us this item would be more of a treat for the buyer than the Valentine. Fellas, here’s the Elegant Moments Cami Top Fence Net G String. Sears, you’ve come a long, long way.

And a closer shot, for the Forever Alone Fappers among us (click to enlarge, that’s what she said).

Someone must have alerted Sears to the sexiness, for the link to the Cami Top now begets this screen:

(via those eagle eyes at Reddit)

 


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