This front-page Reddit thread devoted to men’s private behavior (and privates’ behavior, hey-o!) elicited nearly 27,000 comments, all of which are simultaneously barf-on-your-computer disgusting, gut-bustingly funny, and gloriously (or sadly) true.
As one female Redditor noted, “This is absolutely horrifying and fascinating. I feel like I’ve trespassed on some ancient, sacred ritual and am not worthy of the knowledge that has been bestowed upon me.”
Brace yourself. And stay tuned, because there’s a female version gathering steam, and you know men don’t have a monopoly on gross.
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