Troll Dad Signs Pooping Daughter to High School Yearbook Contract Follow Us This Redditor father drew up a binding contract that reads, “I pooped in the shower and daddy had to clean it up. I hereby sign this as permission to use in my yearbook senior year.” We’re guessing it’s not permissible and wouldn’t be held up in family court, nor kangaroo court, but the hive mind at Reddit seems to be taking this as an affront to human decency. It looks like a harmless prank, but hey, someone has to teach kids about the perils of signing contracts at a young age. The way the Internet works, though, it doesn’t matter if the dad waits until high school — this thing will be on Google images forever. What say you? “Pure gold” or “cruel and unusual”? SEE ALSO: • Mom Makes Teen Wear ‘Smoked Pot, Got Caught’ Sign at Intersection • Why Being Female Is Awesome, According to an 8-Year-Old • Good Guy Redditor Uses Unlimited Flight Benefits to Help Strangers [via Reddit] HVculture HVCulture is our bin for all things Culture.