Hey there, human.
Hey. You. Yes, you. Down here.
I can see you’re starting to do some homework.
It looks pretty hard.
But, you see …
I’m a cat.
Cat. Cat cat cat.
And I need you to give me snuggles.
You got that?
Or else …
I’m gonna make your life really difficult.
And get hair all over your papers.
And in your keyboard.
I mean, are you telling me …
You pack up and go to class every day …
You do all this work …
And it doesn’t even lead to head-scratches?
I’ve had enough of this.
I’m going to sleep.
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