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22 Hilarious Online Porn Graphics From the 1990s (Safe for Work!)

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Looking at porn in the ’90s — especially if you were 11 and lived at home — was an experience fraught with more peril than a park filled with dinosaurs. There were pillows over the modem, towels under the door and all eyes peeled on a .jpg loading pixel by pixel until something resembling a nipple appeared. At any minute, Mom and Dad could pick up the phone, hear KNNCGKKCCKGNNGNGKKCCHH and race downstairs to angrily burst open the door. Sexy times.

The oddly enthralling Internet Archaeology has an awesome collection of vintage online-porn graphics from both gay and straight sites. There’s a lot of Comic Sans and obnoxiously bright GIFery.

Here are our favorites. No nudity, but some are a wee bit scandalous, and there are some naughty words. Our boners are so retro right now.



1997 / Wow! That picture of Celeste looks good!



 

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