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20 Weirdest Etsy Items of 2012

Quirky online craft factory Etsy is known for selling some pretty odd goods — so many that Regretsy can’t even keep up with the flood of penis-shaped catnip toys, yarmulkes for Jewish dogs, mummified zombie heads, and gold-dipped teeth. Here’s our list of this year’s overlooked gems.

1. For the Classy Cat

From top-hats to bowties, your cat will never say “I have nothing to wear!”

2. Pancakes Will Never Be the Same

This user sells art prints, like this one from their “Who’s on the Menu?” series:

3. Live Out All Your Little Mermaid Fantasies

Made to ACTUALLY swim in!

4. Hipster Fashion at Its Worst

These aren’t just any earrings. These are gold-dipped deer-tooth earrings.

5. That Giant-Candy-Necklace Look

The seller says this necklace is a “charming, pastel, bold accessory.” Too bad it’s not edible.

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6. Get Wild at the Beach

These doggie swim duds match the “Wildcat” human bathing suit.

7. The Good Jew

What’s a dog without a nice yarmulke?

8. Cats Like Penises Too

Yes, it’s just what you think: a penis-shaped catnip toy.

9. Stuffed Ducklings

“Best Christmas gifts decoration ever.” We’re not so sure.

10. Halloween Dolls

That creepy toy you’ve always wanted.

Click here for Page 2 — we’ve still got mummified zombie heads, coffin couches and much more.

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  4. regretsy.com – it’s like this list but A WHOLE WEBSITE FULL.
    What people sell never ceases to horrify and amuse me.

  5. Also those ears, while very badly blended to her skin tone, could be useful for cosplay. The rest of this stuff certainly can’t say it has a niche market…or maybe it could and the world is a much curiouser thing than I suspected haha

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