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Ohio Man Finds Worst Time Ever To Be Arrested

Posted May 22nd 7:28pm by
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So either this guy was being a huge prick and felt the long arm of the law in response to a more serious infraction, or there’s a serious stickler for law and order in Hamilton, Ohio.

Jesse Robinson: Oh, so close.

Catch that? Arrested fewer than six hours before his 21st birthday? C’mon, Ohio, the guy survived the rapture and wanted an early taste. Lock a dude up for that?

If it turns out that this dude was minding his own in a bar and the police arrested him for no other reason than drinking a day before his 21st birthday, then this is just an awful waste of everyone’s time. If it turns out he attracted attention for a separate reason and this was an associated charge, well, then this isn’t so much bad timing as it is a deserved lesson.

(an eagle eye over at Fark)

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