Hypervocal Menu
 

Blog

And Our New Favorite Tumblr Blog Is…

Share on FacebookTweet about this on Twitter

HVculture


By HVculture on November 29, 2011


It’s hard to say what’s real and what isn’t when it comes to the Internets. That hot girl you’re talking to? It’s obviously a dude. That mom who’s raising money for her son’s cancer treatment? It’s obviously a personal fundraiser for a trip to Vegas. That guy in the comments section who says he’s gonna track you down and kick your ass? It’s obviously a 13-year-old who just got Bar Mitzvahed.

But this new Tumblr blog called Texts from Bennett claims to be real, and well, that’s good enough for us! Burdon of proof = met. Perhaps we just want it to be legit because it’s so awesome. It’s less than a month old, and you’re going to want to keep an eye on something with this description: “These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he’s a crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet. He has no idea I do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real.”

Here are two samples:

And if you’re curious as to what Bennett looks like, we find out on the blog:

That can’t be real, right? It’s almost too perfect. Can’t be real. Can’t be real.

Update: As Gawker discovered via the comments of Redditor Metalstar00, the anonymous person behind everyone’s favorite Tumblr about a delusional wannabe gangsta cousin named Bennett is none other than nerdy, white rapper Mac Lethal. Having two viral sensations in the same day is pretty darn incredible.

Share on FacebookTweet about this on Twitter
TRENDING TODAY:


GET VOCAL - COMMENT

Check out HyperVocal's Polls on LockerDome on LockerDome