This week on Headlines That Suck: The Dalai Lama said WHAT?, a woman finds fulfillment in breastfeeding her dog and a weatherman gets a little excited over a tropical storm. A storm is coming, and Charlie Berens is too.

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This week on Headlines That Suck, a Wisc. lawmaker discusses a valuable lesson from his misogynist dad, the VP debate turns into The Joker vs. Eddie Munster, North Korea talks some serious smack and one man tries to get some late night dome. Headline Hilarity Czar Charlie Berens is on it.

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• Obama’s Debate, Sanchez’s Little Jets & Internet Porn
• Ke$ha’s Ghost Sex, NFL’s Ref Fiasco & Romney’s Chant Fail
• Paris Hilton’s AIDS, Sheen/Lohan Lovin’ & Romney Loves Snooki?
• Rihanna’s Boob Tat, Kris Jenner’s 9/11 and Naked Trippin’ Monks

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This week on Headlines That Suck, President Barack Obama likely met with the marijuana lobby before the debate, QB Mark Sanchez had trouble getting his little Jets to score in the Longoria Red Zone and Bloomberg gave us a tutorial on how to find porn on the internet. Oh, and two golfers did what to the same hole? What did the other golfers do? Charlie Berens, go.

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• Paris Hilton’s AIDS, Sheen/Lohan Lovin’ & Romney Loves Snooki?
• Rihanna’s Boob Tat, Kris Jenner’s 9/11 and Naked Trippin’ Monks
• Bill Clinton Nails, Politicians Lie & Crowe Gets Kayak Rescue

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• Bill Clinton Nails, Politicians Lie & Crowe Gets Kayak Rescue
• Pussy Riot, Second-Hand Yolk & Real Walter White

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As always, HTS Czar Charlie Berens brings you all this and more on this week’s sparkling edition of Headlines That Suck.

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Now let’s all laugh at them as Jennifer Martin breaks down the best of the worst in this week’s Headlines That Suck video round-up.

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The lovely Jennifer Martin presents this week’s HTS video round-up.

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They’re all part of this week’s Headlines That Suck video round-up. The Czar of the Absurd Headline, Charlie Berens, provides this week’s lulz despite a broken camera.

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