On Tuesday we introduced you to this fine young thing humping a tree (from two different angles!) at the Ultra Musical Festival down in Miami. Today, Larry Harris Jr. gives a first-hand report of the madness that transpired.

“You can’t act like they [my classmates] act. The teachers will see you first.” Larry Harris Jr. reflects on what it’s like to grow up black in America after the murder of Trayvon Martin by looking at his history of being racially profiled.

Most men think the perfect penis is more about length than girth. They’re wrong. Most women think the ideal penis is bigger than the average. Why are there so many misconceptions? Larry Harris Jr. attempts to clear up a few things.

Larry Harris Jr. went to Occupy Miami this weekend because he’s upset about how big banks and Washington stole the American Dream — not because he’s lazy, unemployed or down on my luck. To prove it, here’s his original hip hop anthem.

Our very own Larry Harris Jr. opened Tuesday night’s Rock The Bells for the Black Star (Mos Def & Talib Kweli) reunion show in Miami Beach. Now, he drops his first ever worldwide release, exclusively right here. Score one for independent music.

The state of education in the United States is troubling, to say the least. Larry Harris Jr. has studied education models across the world, and he has developed an 11-stage plan for developing the perfect school. It all starts with you.

Why Millennials should embrace the boy wizard over the Jedi knight…

This isn’t just another stoner whining about how the government won’t let him. No, Larry Harris Jr. offers his thoughts on why getting high on the marijuana has actually improved his life, re-wired his brain and treated his illnesses. Enlightening.

Drug use and dependency are medical issues, not criminal justice issues. People who are susceptible to addiction or are addicted in the United States should be treated in a similar or more comprehensive manner than the way we treat alcoholics.

Universal hate for Ron Paul is at an all-time high. And, while Larry Harris Jr. looks for ways to talk about politics without bringing up his oh-so-awkward respect for Rep. Paul, he wonders internally: “How can I get you to see what I see?”

Larry Harris, Jr. examines precisely how the Baby Boomers f*&ked it all up and how the Millennials are trying to piece it all back together. This is the story of the Dot Com Bust, the War on Drugs, the Wealth Gap and a brighter future.

Like most artists, Larry Harris, Jr. reads and listens to his own work: “intellectual masturbation.” Little did he know that, now far removed from college and grad school, he has been craving something far more exhilarating: an “intellectual orgy.”

There’s almost always some history of sexual abuse in the lives of porn performers. This troubles Larry Harris, Jr. So wouldn’t paying for it be better than not? Then again, most of the good stuff is free. Why should he be the only sucker?

For Larry Harris, Jr., R&B died with Jodeci. It’s all hyper-sexualized raunchiness now. But, as he writes, Frank Ocean is a throwback to the R&B on which he grew up. Added bonus: There is nothing “rapey” about Frank Ocean’s music.

Our man Larry writes: “I consider myself a pretty manly man. I’ve studied manliness. I read the magazines. But, I can’t say anyone ever sat me down and taught me to be a man…I am often left to wonder: What is it about me that truly makes me a man?”

Meet Larry Harris, Jr. He’s an MC, libertarian activist, social entrepreneur and self-proclaimed “second most interesting man in the world.” How did he go from wanting to be Boston’s first black mayor to a hip-hop producer?