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Author: Kenny Kaplan

Ask A Gringo: The Best of 2010!

Every week HV Immigrant Helper Kenny Kaplan doles out helpful advice to those who want to assimilate into the melting pot. This week, no questions, just two Top 10 Lists featuring the best of 2010, broken up into Gringos and Non-Gringos.

Ask A Gringo: Happy Bieber Hannukah Palin!

Ask A Gringo’s back with some more helpful advice to all who dive into the melting pot. This week, Immigrant Helper Kenny Kaplan answers the question: “What the hell is Hanukah, anyway? And why you let the Jews control your country?”

Ask A Gringo: Touchdowns and Ta-Ta’s

Ask A Gringo’s back with some more helpful advice to all who dive into the melting pot. This week, Immigrant Helper Kenny Kaplan tackles the rules of football for an Icelander and handles the boobs of Janet Jackson for a Venezuelan.

Ask a Gringo: Why Don’t Americans Vote?

Ask A Gringo’s back with a quickie. Immigrant Helper Kenny Kaplan answers Jesus’ question: “How can America be the greatest democracy in the world and all that if most people don’t even vote?” Mostly, he says, we’re too busy.

Ask a Gringo: Foreskin, Football and (Swine) Flu

Ask a Gringo’s back for another exciting installment. This week, Kenny Kaplan helps our newly emigrated friends in these United States by answering questions about The Three Fs: foreskin, football and (swine) flue.

Ask A Gringo: Mosques, Millionaires, & McCafes

About a year ago, Kenny Kaplan was spending time with some day laborers he picked up outside his local Home Depot when he realized immigrants living within our borders need help learning our customs. He’s here to help answer their queries.