6 F**ked-Up Things the Government Can and Will Do to You Daniel Chong’s bizarre five-day starvation-imprisonment in a holding cell made us do some research: What else are we helpless to prevent the government from doing? After reading this, the Patriot Act should be the least of your concerns. Read more More
Lioness Desperately Wants This Baby in a Zebra Shirt for Lunch Kya sees something plump and delicious and zebra-colored. Unfortunately for her, it’s a baby in a striped shirt, who has no idea he could be lion meat if not for this glass at the Oregon Zoo. Read more More
Blagojevich Pees on an Electric Fence in Bizarre Texas Campaign Ad What separates aspiring Texas Railroad Commissioner Roland Sledge from other politicians? He’s got years of experience. They pee on electric fences. No, seriously. Watch this campaign ad. Read more More
Crazy Spitting Lady Interrupts Local Chicago Broadcast With Breaking Phlegm News Check out this awkward exchange between a WCIU news crew and a crazy spitting lady. The spitting troll appeared out of nowhere and caught the reporter and cameraman off-guard. The look on Turtle from Entourage‘s face is priceless. Read more More
Runner Fails Hard During Steeplechase Give this athlete some serious credit, though. She hit her head from the fall, arose dizzy and bleeding, but she still managed to fight on for a couple more laps before she was forced to stop running for the day. Read more More
Music Festival Dude Falls Off Scaffolding, Checks Out of Hospital for More Party The best part of the story: The man not only survived the fall, but he immediately checked himself out of the hospital to go back to the party. He is either the toughest person on Earth or had tons of MDMA in his system. Read more More
Top 5 Reasons This 'Old Dude With Stereo' Is Cooler Than You This here elderly gentleman was captured rockin’ out very, very old school in a Golden Corral salad bar line. Adam Smith explains in five easy bullets why this guy is infinitely cooler than you are. Read more More