Report: Antonio Brown did not show up to work on Monday
On the same day that Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown posted a cryptic trade me tweet, he did not show up to the Steelers facility. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that
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'Least impressive sex I ever had': Stormy Daniels tells all about Trump in bombshell book
The book, titled "Full Disclosure," was obtained ahead of its Oct. 2 release by The Guardian newspaper.
Ted Cruz Attempts To Connect With Voters By Wearing More Handsome Mans Face As Mask
DALLASIn an effort to make himself more appealing to voters, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly tried to connect with the audience at a candidate forum Tuesday by wearing the bloody, skinned face of a far more handsome man as a mask. People are really responding to this new, dapper Ted Cruz, said campaign manager Jeff Roe, noting that recent internal polls show that since Cruz adopted the new look, voters are twice as likely to describe the expressionless, gore-covered incumbent as trustworthy, affable, or charming. That rough-cut mask of rotting skin is doing wonders for the senator on the campaign trail. Hes honestly never looked better, and the voters are really beginning to take notice. Even with the stench of decomposition, most people we talk to remark upon how Sen. Cruz doesnt make them feel as nauseous as he used to. Hes looking a lot healthier, too. Roe later confirmed that while Cruzs current mask was rapidly decaying, the candidate had a freezer filled with enough handsome and blood-encrusted masks of human skin to last him through the campaigns final stretch.
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Ted Cruz leads Beto O'Rourke 54 to 45, new poll says
The new Quinnipiac poll surveyed likely voters instead of registered voters like it did in past iterations.
Man Mocked For Shaving On Train Says He Was Leaving Homeless Shelter
The public grooming caught on tape made Anthony Torres the butt of jokes. Now he tells The Associated Press he had just gotten out of a shelter and didn't want family to see him looking unkempt.
Opinion | Brett Kavanaugh should withdraw his nomination to the Supreme Court
I'm a Republican and support Trump's judicial strategy but the perceived legitimacy of the court is more important than one man.
Ex-Sesame Street Writer Says Bert and Ernie Are Gay as Show Insists They're Just 'Best Friends'
Sunny day!As fans have suspected for years, it turns out the world's most beloved muppet roommates are more than just friends
The Charges against Judge Kavanaugh Should Be Ignored | National Review
Even if true, Christine Blasey Fords accusations tell us nothing about Brett Kavanaugh since the age of 17.
Stormy Daniels Said Trump's Dick Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart And People Gouged Their Eyes Out With Their Own Hands
"The president is absolutely going to tweet about his Toad-shaped dick."
